this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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