it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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