Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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