Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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