I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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