we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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