check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I have post one night stand depression
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