don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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