If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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