so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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