she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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