shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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