whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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