i would punch a child for taco bell
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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