even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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