I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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