I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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