I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i think i have herpe
just one?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Randomize