Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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