when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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