guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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