We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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