What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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