Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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