her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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