what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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