Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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