its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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