Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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