Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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