i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i think i have herpe
just one?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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