its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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