There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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