i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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