How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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