on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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