Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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