Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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