you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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