Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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