Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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