i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
