Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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