I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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