Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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