would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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