I just made out with a guy for $7.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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