I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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