Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
two words...techno handjob
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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