is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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