So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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