would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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