Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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